Mommy Moments

So, about my first "I'm a bad mother" moment....
Nash was a few days old and I was changing his diaper. Now, we are not fortunate enough at this point to be the owners of the "pee pee teepee" so my pee-in-the-face prevention is saying "don'tpeedon'tpeedon'tpee" over and over again until I get the clean diaper on as fast as I can. There are a few seconds in there that always leave me very vulnerable to being peed upon.
One time though, Nash didn't pee on ME. No. He peed on himself! I had his legs up in the air at the perfect angle for him to pee right in his own face!!! He didn't cry or scream. In fact, he looked like he kind of enjoyed it like he enjoys his warm baths. However, I was the one screaming "NO NO NO!! I'm a terrible mother!!! aaaaaaahhhh!!!" I can't believe I let my son pee on himself. oops :)
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